(waving a bandaged arm) Fear not, mortals! I have been partying in the afterlife for centuries. I know the moves.
Horror and comedy are close cousins. The transcript provides a "What if?" that is so ridiculous it becomes genius. It taps into the same vein as Shaun of the Dead or Cocaine Bear —high-concept absurdity. beach party mummy transcript
Uh, can I help you... mummy?
(groaning) Ugggh... what sorcery is this? (waving a bandaged arm) Fear not, mortals
Oof! What the—?