Xtravagance Big Bubbling Butt Club ((full)) · Latest & Ultimate

They were the club’s sole aesthetic, its religion, its reason for being. But not just any butts. Big, Bubbling Butts. They adorned the walls in velvet paintings—cherubic, three-dimensional posteriors floating on clouds. A chandelier made of blown-glass derrières tinkled softly, each globe glowing with a different pastel light. The patrons, a mix of exhausted-looking accountants, giggling retirees, and solemn teenagers, sat on custom stools that were essentially plush, disembodied butt cheeks, and they stared, mesmerized, at the club’s main attraction.