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"I was at a packed movie theater for a three-hour Marvel movie. I left during the climax because I couldn't see straight. As I ran down the dark aisle, I tripped over a backpack. I went flying, landed on my hands and knees, and the impact caused a detonation of pee. It wasn't a leak. It was a spray. A Jackson Pollock of urine aimed directly at the row of teenagers eating popcorn.

The mom whispered (loudly), "She has to go potty, honey." funny pee stories