To master the , you stop looking for needle-in-a-haystack winners. You accept that the index is the haystack, and you learn to ride its waves.
SYSTEM VOICE > *User Grey Chang. Kung Fu Potential detected: 0.001%. Intelligence: Low. Greed: High. Would you like to purchase the "Twelve Kicks of the Tam School" for five years of bad luck?* GREY > I just want to file this report! SYSTEM VOICE > *Processing... Rejection detected. Initiating Combat Mode.* Index Kung Fu Hustle
You cannot fake the Buddha Palm. You cannot trick Google into indexing junk content. Eventually, the Beast (the algorithm) will realize you have no skill. To master the , you stop looking for
(hidden heroes)
The true index of the film’s soul, however, lies in Pig Sty Alley. This cramped tenement is a physical index of Chinese society: the poor, the crippled, the mute, the barber, the coolie. Yet, the film’s central twist is that this index of the powerless is actually a secret index of the powerful. The unassuming tailor is a master of the Iron Fist. The coolie is a practitioner of the Eight Trigram Staff. The Landlords are the retired champions of the martial world. Kung Fu Potential detected: 0