Windows 93 V0 -

You try to open the Start Menu. It opens, but instead of “Shut Down,” the option reads “Please Don’t Go.” Below it: “Abort, Retry, Fail?” You click “Fail.” A new window opens: Internet Explorer 1.0 . It loads a single webpage: a live feed of your own desktop, but from five seconds in the future. You watch yourself watching yourself. The recursion deepens until the feed shows only a single pixel of teal.